Aloha family and friends! this week was an awesome week in my life! well, where do i start! um i am in kuna pernounced Q na (mom) the house i live in is 1000 times bigger and better than my last one! i got my own king size bed and just a huge appartment! we play ball every morning at 530 and i love it! well not we! more like i have a priesthood holder come grab me in the morn while the other elders sleep and we play till seven! i love it! it just starts my day off right! i have one fat lazy comp and one that is really retarded! not a joke either! he is ssllooww in the head! but i love them and i love how i get 2 hours of personal study cause i cant do comp. study by my self! they are really not motivated but i just stay super excited and they are coming around! slowly but surely! well a couple days ago we wittnessed a high speed car chase through kuna. well we seen the ending result with a man lying on the floor cause he got tazed and a police car emnedded in the suspects car~! it was nuts! never knew kuna was so gangsta! garcia is the slow comp. and he sings about as good as william hung from american idol! BUT WORSE! i cant sing by him cause i laugh too much! i feel bad but i cant help it! so i woke up one morning and not knowing it was sep. 11 and saw garcia! this guy had black stuff all over his forehead??? i asked him what was going on in his life and he told me it was a day of mourning! i laughed and said yeah but its also a day of showering! i told him he had black stuff on his head but he told me it was ash! i was like what? he said "well in biblical times they would put ash on their heads in mourning" i said "bra were not in biblical times! do we still kill animals in sacrifice" then i asked how he got ash and he said he burnt a paper to get it??? what a chronic! so off! but so many good times! oh and he hates obama with all his heart! so u know i give it to him! i dont even like him well i dont really care but just for fun i say i love obama! when i dont want him to do something i just say "bra thats something obama would do" and he wont do it! for real! life is sooo fun and good! oh random moment! we taught a 8 year old girl with her mom and some of her friends and in the middle of the lesson she let out the meannest fart! so akward! hard to move on from that one! eh how bout HAWAII WARRIORS! what did they do to beat washington state??? i thought they sucked this year! well any way it was so awesome to hear that! boise fans here are nuts! and thats an understatement! we teach so many lessons here in kuna and im trying to get member trust which was lost when the elders were disobident! but i talked to all the w.m.l. and bishops telling them my goals and there all stoked! cant wait for things to explode here! i just hope president keeps me here longer so i can see some of the fruits of the work! ok last story sorry to just tell storys but this one will top all others! i promise!
k so we go to this dinner right! normal dinner appt. and we enter in the home to a nice old man! looks normal but my night was just about to turn crazy! now ive had weird crazy moments in my life before but this one tops them all! the mexican wife is still cooking so we sit down to chat and this huge like 6-8 guy with a unibraw walks down the stairs and i thought he was going to hit his head on the roof! he sits down in the almost breaking chair and i find out he is from bagdad! like as in osama bin ladden kine bagdad! no joke! so i get over the fact that he did not want to kill me and just when i feel safe, a dwarf comes slideing down the stairs! a real life oompa loompa ! i was so shocked! what in the world! but the whole time i act normal right! like im used to this stuff just outta respect! she was 12 in age but 12 inches tall it seemed! so we sit down to eat after all this fearing what was headded down the stairs next! the food was the best food i ever had and the wife just kept feeding us! lagit mexican food! so we sit down after and the old man puts the puzzle pieses in my mind together! the girl is his dwarf daughter! he met this o giant bin ladden in iraq while he was a pilot in the army and sponcered him to america! he also sponcered a whole family of dwarfs here cause he felt for them and he said they all live next door! he also wanted us to meet them! i was scared! but first he had me watch a video! it was T.L.C. show "little people big world" and i seen all the dwarfs in the show! they were on the episode where they save dwarfs from bagdad and tryed to get the parapaligec dwarfs surgery! well as i was trippen out from seeing these people on tv, he said ok lets go next door! "dont touch the women not even there hands and be sure to be carefull with the dwarfs cause i could paralize them by touching their neack!" WHAT THE HECK! what in the world makes u think i wanna even go over there! it was like a twisted nightmare! i was sooo lost and the whole time my 2 comps were stuffing there faces with cheese cake! so i go next door and they open it! now in my mind i thought the worst, u guys would see me in the next ensighn as a "fallen missionary" i thought i was going to be sshot! well it turned out that i bonded so strong with this ohana and fell in love with these 5 little dwarfs! they all smile so much but are just vegtables just lovin life tho! there mostly all there in the head too which killed me! well the parents cant get jobs untill they learn english so i commited to teach 2 times a week with flash cards if in return they would let me teach who jesus christ is and we shook on it and left! now if u had told me 1 year ago i would meet a helicopter pilot, a man from bagdad, a dwarf, and a mexican in one house in one night i would have thought u were crazy but it happened! i took pictures! i have a new found love for arabic dwarfs and cant wait to teach the english launguage! even tho i no even know it my self! hahaha k shoots people! sorry bout the life story i wrote
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